Just when you thought it was safe to leave the East Ghouta. I have, based on very reliable reports, that Muhammad ‘Alloosh, who holds the bogus position of Jaysh Al-Islam’s Foreign Affairs Minister, has ordered the execution of two brothers who held high positions with the terrorist group. The two were: Nu’maan Al-Ajwa whose operational name was
Abu 'Ali Idaara (refers to administration) and Muhammad Al-Ajwa whose operational name was Abu ‘Umar Maaliyya (refers to Treasury). They were suspected of trying to deal with the government in Damascus to convey close to ONE BILLION DOLLARS in Saudi cash as long as they were paid their 10%. When the information was sent to Muhammad ‘Alloosh, he immediately arranged for their mutual demise. At Al-Baatoon Prison, in Douma, their bodies, riddled with bullets, were found.
As an additional spice to the above-mentioned story, it appears that Abu Hammaam Al-Buwaydhaani, the titular head of Jaysh Al-Islam, did in Muhammad ‘Alloosh’s brother, Zahraan, back in December of 2015 when he gave the Syrian Air Force Intelligence the coordinates necessary to target the terrorist, Zahraan ‘Alloosh. This is a family around which universes of morbidity continue to whirl. It’s only a matter of a short time before Muhammad gets his come-uppance, too.
The SAA has liberated 5 hostages who were taken by force from the town of ‘Adraa Al-‘Ummaaliyya back on December 12, 2013 and were imprisoned ever since in the Ghouta. The hostages were 4 women and an old man:
Nadeema ‘Abdul-Kareem Yusuf
‘Ali Mahmoud Rahma
Manaal Shareef Mustafaa
Hasnaa` Ismaa’eel Muhammad
Reem Ismaa’eel Maqsood
From Moscow came this announcement by the Deputy Defense Minister of Syria, General Mahmoud Al-Shawwaa, that Syria will “deal” with all occupiers. The statement was made at the 7th Moscow Conference on International Security.
There is a rumor floating around which is quite credible to those of us who have studied British history. The poisoning of the double-agent spy, Skripal and his daughter, Julia, is linked to the horrific fire in Siberia which killed scores of children. The fact that the alarm was turned off while the exits were blockaded all point to another MI6 atrocity meant to embarrass the Russian government. But, think of this, also: Skripal was supposedly poisoned with a type of CW developed in the Soviet Union. Despite the fact that scientists say there is nothing in the way of evidence to implicate Russia, the West is going spastic over this unproven accusation. Julia is now well enough to speak to reporters. That, by itself, is enough to convince anyone that the Russians were not behind this carefully orchestrated farce. Needless to say, the Brits will probably cure Skripal also and make his angry awakening the fodder of even more virulent Russophobic propaganda.
Folks, the reason for all this anti-Putin nonsense is the one fact that the Syrian government now holds over 11 British officers who were liaised with the terrorists in the Ghouta. They were captured 2 weeks ago by Syrian Army commandos and are being held in separate jails around the Damascus area inside heavily guarded military bases. The Brits want them badly before they are used to implicate England in the mess it helped to create in Syria. Damascus won’t budge on this issue and, evidently, the English are assuming Moscow is not putting pressure on Dr. Assad to release them to Old Blighty. Too bad. And they were caught out of uniform, such that they could be executed as spies under international law. Isn’t that a howler?
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Paul Antonopoulos sent me these articles from FortRuss. They are fantastic:
JOKE OF THE DAY:
This one comes in from Murph the Surf in Floriday:
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CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
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GOOGLE: Do you want your usual?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …
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CALLER: What? I detest vegetables!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good.
CALLER: How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!!!
GOOGLE: I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand, sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired three months ago…
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: (Thanks, Paul):